Webcomics Are Sexy 2: The Sexyning
Looking back at my previous Webcomics Are Sexy piece, I noticed two of the four examples were boob-related. Ooh, a bold statement: webcomics where girls have big boobs are sexy. Clearly, webcomic sexiness can be so much more. Webcomics are about stretching the boundaries, going to new frontiers of sexiness more fantastic than what we’ve seen before. So what do webcomics find sexy? Let’s find out… again.
If you’ve ever wondered where we should go after sexualizing vampires and werewolves, the obvious answer is: medusas. (Or gorgons. Whatever. Shut up, you folklore mythology majors.) Enter Tressed. The above example from the first page is all you need to know about Tressed, really, which spends every other page devising unlikely situations to get its three female leads either half-naked (NSFW) or fully naked (NSFW).
Man, even Legolas from Elspeth knows, once you go orc you can never go … uh … elf? Help me out here, people. Anyway, orcs? Totally sexy.
3.) Sexy Park Rangers (who are actually bears)
If Frank Cho’s Liberty Meadows taught us anything, it’s that big bosomed forestry ladies are drop dead sexy. So how to top that? Well, in the case of Babe in the Woods, it’s including a big bosomed forestry lady … that’s actually a bear in disguise! She’s not the only one, either. The comic also includes a big bosomed forestry lady that’s actually a giant bunny. Curse them anthropomorphic critters … puttin’ on disguises and stealing our menfolk. For example…
4.) Cute girls (who are actually pugs)
Yeah, I probably should stay away from the internet for a while.